Erotic Photography – Brad Wallis
on April 2, 2012
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A black and white collection featuring individual nudes and couples engaged in sex.
Republicans Want to Shrink the Size of Government…
on April 2, 2012
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A favorite position of Republicans is that they want to shrink the size of government to a size so small that it could be drowned in a bathtub. Now Republicans want to shrink it even smaller. How small you ask?
Adventures in Polyamory
on November 28, 2011
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A blogger over at FreeThoughtBlog.com shares his introductory experience with polyamory.
Now, I’m not a prude. I enjoy responsible, casual physicality as much as the next guy. If there are two friends who are bored and their options are playing checkers or going down on each other, I see nothing improper about opting for the latter choice (then again, I hate checkers). But Christina was married. Although Christina had told me about being physical with other men, this still struck me as something I should not be doing. What if her husband were to find this conversation?
“What about your husband?” I asked.
Check It Out Bitches! Joy Boner
on November 14, 2011
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Jon Stewart treats us to another kind of boner. Joy + Boner = Joyner?
Nude Pics for Revenge
on November 14, 2011
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Google’s unofficial corporate motto is “don’t be evil.” The new unofficial motto of MansfieldCumming.com is “don’t get stabbed.” Now I know what you are thinking…isn’t that everyone’s unofficial motto?
Tell that to Hunter Moore, creator of IsAnyoneUp.com?
Texts from Last Night — Halloween Edition
on October 28, 2011
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(762):
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn’t fit seven dicks in my mouth.
(630):
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Broke Dick Syndrome
on October 28, 2011
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Ouch!
According to the study, which was published last month, penile fracture occurs when the “tunica albuginea” — the fibrous membrane surrounding the tissue in the center of the penis — is torn during the bending or buckling of an erect penis. It can result in erectile dysfunction if not surgically repaired.
BLACKMAN: I EAT PUSSY & U SMOKE MY CUSH WEED. DEAL???
on October 28, 2011
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Today’s Craigslist Casual Encounter of the Day was selected for its straight forward approach and extra use of question marks. However any good salesman (gender selected on purpose in this instance), would tell this guy that to close the deal he needs to use an assumptive approach.
Broner: You can fucking Webmd that shit!
on October 21, 2011
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It’s not gay. It’s a bro-ner.
I know what you are thinking…no…this…just…can’t…be…true because everyone knows homosexuality-is-an-abomination-family-values-repeal-DADT Republicans would never ever be hypocritical. Right? Right? Yeah, right.
Texts from Last Night — Hockey Edition
on June 3, 2011
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It’s also hockey playoff time, so in honor of the sport that inspired my hockey mullet during the 80s…
(519):
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Yes, THAT Ted Haggard is making a Abstinence Video
on June 1, 2011
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Pro-Abstinence Christian Sex Comedy. My head hurts just typing that string of words, but some things you just can’t make up. And in this instance Ted Haggard the family-values-gay-is-bad-but-I-got-caught-with-a-male-prostitute pastor
Make up Your Mind: what do you want me to pee on?
on June 1, 2011
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Today’s Craigslist Casual Encounters Post of the Day needs to make up her mind; does she want “penis guy” to pee on her boobs or pussy?
Texts from Last Night — Basketball
on May 13, 2011
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In honor of the NBA Playoffs…
(309):
it’s a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with…
(252):
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Alphabetical Oral Sex
on May 13, 2011
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Today’s Craigslist Casual Encounters of the Day was chosen because I like this guy’s approach to pursuing his need for oral satisfaction, which appears to be alphabetically. This must be a new approach for him because he is only in the As and Bs. If he is serious about licking his way around the world [...]
Jon Stewart’s Complicated Gay Issues
on May 11, 2011
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“You know, keeping people from saying the word ‘gay’ is not really going to keep people from being gay. Being gay isn’t like Beetlejuice, if you say out loud three times…” — Jon Stewart
And apparently someone needs to show Gloria Allred the proper way to use a baseball bat because she’ll never get a hit using it her way.
Hey Guys, Don’t Fear the Vibrator
on May 10, 2011
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Blue Oyster Cult brought us Don’t Fear the Reaper (and to appreciate more cowbell) and now the helpful people over at Psychology Today might as well be teaching guys to Don’t Fear the Vibrator (cowbells optional).
Newton’s Forth Law: bad = I want it (and get a hot plate too)
on April 27, 2011
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If there was a Newton forth law applied to human nature it would be this: attempting to restrict or modify human behavior by making something illegal, restricted, forbidden, or defined as immoral, results in demand and interest for said illegal, restricted, forbidden, or immoral thing.
Crotchless Underwear for Men?
on December 11, 2010
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“Your … your balls …?” she gawked at my crotchless boxers with a combination of bafflement and horror.
“Yes,” I nodded confidently. “My balls.”
Erotic Photography – Bryon Paul McCartney
on December 9, 2010
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Enjoy the sensuality and beauty of the female form as captured by the talented Bryon Paul McCartney. NSFW.
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