Andrew Sullivan’s blog, The Daily Dish, deserves credit for first sharing this I’m-not-making-this-up-pearl-necklace gift idea.

Two money quotes:

“It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust.”

“Each necklace is handmade…”

Give your special someone a gift that says, uh, I’m not sure what it says, but you can order one of two styles of pearl necklace. It only takes three to four week for delivery (too many jokes rushing to brain…)

give her a pearl necklace this holiday season

You know the is better than receiving